What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I get my body in shape?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Can a relationship really last forever?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.